Update from the dim corners of...

So I'm stuck somewhere,can't tell you where yet, because it would ruin my plans. I apologize for my long absence but you know, "a woman worth waiting for" is the only kind you should keep tabs on.

I appreciate all of you who were vocal about the ridiculousness of the art depicting Garruk about to stab me. He can go to the Helvault and rot.

My Hit List is growing, and includes some new beef including Ral Zarek and Dack Fayden. Maybe both at the same time. I haven't decided yet.

I'm writing from the Izzet-charged back of a large sewer beetle, which explains my brevity. The interface is really awkward.

In dire need of a ring of Xathrid if anyone has one handy. I'll be in touch, my sweets.